Bizarre & Wierd News [Archive]

Man busted after trying to open bank account with fake million-dollar bill
Scientists Studying Kangaroo Farts for a Global Warming Solution
Georgia brewheisters steal 2,600 cases of beer
Tavern's Chicken Wings So Spicy You Have to Sign a Waiver to Eat Them
SWAT Kidnaps 11-Year-Old from Parents
Dog hospitalised for being over the limit:
Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school
Dog Digs Up Dead Cat Companion, Returns Him to Basket
Man Rapes Stepson for Raping Daughter
Middle-Aged Couple Fined After Public Indecent Acts on a Plane
Heart Grown In Lab
Nose picking girl spoilt Pamphlet
Man Shoots Own Testicle
Woman filmed killing of lover
Perfect Kylie Minogue
Naked Man Walks out of Court - Arrested yet again
MP confesses to horse fetish
Woman assaulted Soldier with vibrator'
Back From The Dead
Chimp Triples Human Memory Master's Score in TV Showdown
Microwave Baby Trial Begins
Man Wins Almost $800k purchasing girls jeans
German Navy Declaring War on Itself
Puppy Eats Man's Toes Off as he slept
Christina Ricci sexually assaulted by a chimpanzee
Fatal Sherry Enema Wife Let Off
Bleach Enemas 17 Hospitalised
79-Year-Old Nun Gets a Year in Jail - For Sexual Assault
Difference Man to Ape is All Down to Diet
Pamela Anderson to Go Nude in Paris... Twice
Beer Gets Seatbelt. Child Doesn't
'Mate, your girlfriend was a bloke'
Teacher Flashes Breasts at Misbehaving Boy
All Cross your fingers for "Old Gazza"
Speck of Pot Smaller Than a Sugar Grain under His Brit Gets 4 Years in Dubai Pris
Jesus Struck by Lightning
Police Seek Medium-Rare to Well Done Criminal
My Gun Can Store Over 1,000 Songs!
Who's Your Daddy!?
Judge Says No Sex Again With Your Sister or You Will be Jailed
Church-Goers Forgive Minister for Stabbing Store Clerk to Death
CD Only Audible to Dogs Tops NZ Charts
Sex Starved Woman Calls Emergency Line 700 Times, Offers to Start Fire to Get 'Hunky
Carpenter Nails PitBull
Parents Charged After Infant Neglected in Car Seat for Eight Days
Tax Deduction?????
STOP the WEDDING Groom Flees, Bride Sues
39-Year-Old Male “School Girl” Arrested
Ambulance Drives Around With Dead Body For 5 Days
School of 'High'er Learning
Man Holds Up Store, Returns Next Day to Ask Cashier for Date
MAN in Mini Skirt caught Flashing "HIS Bit's "n" pieces"in Court
Python stalks, eats family dog in front of kids
Sea Monster 'Big Enough to Bite a Car in Half' Unearthed
9-Year-Old Tennis Girl Banned for Grunting
Twin Brother Gay Porn Actors Arrested for Burglary
Newborn Baby Falls through Toilet onto Train Tracks and Survives
Newborn Baby is just 10 Inches Shorter than Mom
Dogs Attack Mail Carrier, Flatten 3 of Its Tires; Driver Stuck Inside For 2 Hours
Pubic Hair Steak Lands Chef in Hot Water
Man Gets Beaten to Death, BBQ'd & Eaten
Girl, 13, Has Allergic Reactions to Almost Everything
9 year old's Birthday Brawl at Chuck E. Cheese
Worker caught having sex with VACUUM CLEANER
Learn to work with pot
Has Victoria's Secret become too sexy?
Moses Was Hallucinating on Mt. Sinai
Marines Investigated for Cruelty to Puppy Youtube Video
Man Swept Up, Killed, by Parked Road Sweeper
Floating feet puzzle Canadian cops
Women dash for cash in stiletto heels
World-traveling cat crosses Pacific
Wanted: People to sit on Benches in Shifts so Homeless People and Drunks Can't
Virgin Mary Reported in Clouds, Dozens go Blind Staring at Sky
Woman Stuck on Toilet for 2 Years
'Droopy Pants' Law Passed in Florida
Drunk Dad Jailed After Forcing 7 Year Old Daughter to Kill Cat
Librarian Fired for Reporting Man Viewing Child Porn to the Police
Raid Nets 3,740 Pounds of Marijuana, 36 Bodies
Man Propositions 16-Year-Old Boy, Boy Assaults Him and Steals His Car
Outer space fans, this could be the house for you!
Swan's love affair with boat comes to an end
Naked man accused trashing store
Boomerang Thrown in Space Came Back
Robber Hypnotizes Clerks, Gets Cash
Pickup just misses canyon drop
Japanese Commuters Face "Etiquette Police
Breakthrough Cancer Surgery Saves Terminal Patient
A Curry a Day Keeps The Doctor Away
'I've been raped by a wombat
Lovesick swan reunited with boat
Man Arrested For having sex with his picnic table.
Danish Women Win the Right to Swim Topless
Anonymous Hackers Create Epileptic Fits
Britney Spears Enjoying Regular Colon Cleansings
Dr Pepper Offers Free Soda to Every American if Axl Rose Returns
Canadian jailed 60 days for begging 7 women to kick him in the nut's
Amazing Virtual Pee Experience Game from Japan
Australian Hero husband frees wife from croc's jaws
Pit Bull Savagely Bitten By Woman
Hospital Sued After Leaving 15-Inch Instrument Inside Patient
Chimp Grabs Dart Gun in Jailbreak
Man Accidently Shoots Himself dead while Robbing a 'Would-Be' Robber
Eight Teens Charged with Attacking Girl for YouTube Video
Mr T brings boy out of coma
Woman Jailed After Keeping Normal Child in Wheelchair for Five Years
Darwin Award winners announced
Parents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join
Italian Porn Star Uses Assets to Get Votes
3-Year-Old Throws Family Savings Out 17th Story Window
Farmer Trades Wife For A Goat
Worlds Largest Ever "BBQ"
Suspect caught with gator in his car
Man Hacks His Way To Engagement
"Gazza thinks" this Man is wasting the Worlds Air by being permitted to breath it
Artist puts elephant inside soap bubble!
Men arrested after fight, stabbing over who's paying for gas
Babysitter plays drinking game with 12-year-old
Family offer reward for basket defecator
Louisiana man skirts the law
Fake Baby Hearing Continues
The hypnotist who snubbed an anaesthetic.
Man Arrested After Pumping Gas Into Imaginary Car
Condoms roped in for bungee jump
Woman finds 8-foot alligator in kitchen
Buddy the 'beautiful bulldog' excels at snoring
Teacher Beaten by Student and Mother Team
Teacher Beaten by Student and Mother Team
Mother Finds Out Daughter is Prostitute Through ABC Special
10 Year Old Career Offender Arrested
Musician reunited with $4M violin left in cab
Spring woman could get life for injuring son
Is this the world's biggest baby?
Ebay seller sues man for $10,000 because he left neutral feedback
The $300,000 Watch That Doesn’t Tell Time
Man Who Took Lampshade 'Lie Detector' Seeks Settlement
Giant inflatable pig floats off during show
Specially Groomed Eyebrows A Headache At Oregon High School
Mystery of missing inflatable pig is solved
Woman pinned for days by husband's dead body
Dinosaur dung sells for nearly $1,000
Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers
Heston Blumenthal invents chocolate wine
Men arrested and charged with 27 fishing violations using beer cans to catch trout
WTF? Alligator found later, owner arrested for food stamp violation
Beauty Treatment From Japan Made Of Bird Poo
Mother Accused of Shooting Girl For $1 Bet
The fish that plays football and limbo dances
Evicted - the woman whose garden weeds grew so high they could be seen from SPACE
Feud: Man Fatally Strikes Neighbour in Groin With Excavator (Australia)
Man designs beer can coffin
Cop Forced Cow to Perform Fellatio
Now from the land down under
Sleeping Man Found Not Guilty Of Rape
Laptop Owner Captures Criminals, Who Stole Her Laptop, With Her Laptop
The Moonshine of Gasoline
A new wrinkle in smoking enforcement
Kerosene-soaked man dies after lighting up in Japanese police station
The ultimate ethical meal: a grey squirrel
Pelican Dies After Ripping Open Woman's Face
NZ prisoner escapes jail using bed sheets
Woman Almost Killed by Falling Urine
Hundreds strip for naked photo shoot
Police: Two men broke into mini golf course to smoke pot in cave
It tastes of beef and it's non-alcoholic, but this beer is strictly for the dogs
Man drops his pants in court
Freshman, 19, elected mayor of Muskogee
Woman Reported Missing 42 Years Ago Found Dead in Front of Her TV
Man Attempts to Sell "Cheating, Lying, Adulterous Slag of Wife" on eBay
911 Operator: "I don't give a s#!t what happens to you."
Plane Touches Down on Another Plane
Saudi wants divorce after husband lifts her veil
Giant beetles seized at Pennsylvania post office (With photo)
Dumb: Going to the gas station stoned. Dumber: Paying your tab with pot.
'Dawn milk mob' who terrorised milkman every day for SIX years face jail (Morons)
Buried Chinese miner survives for a week by eating toilet paper and drinking urine.
Man uses frog aphrodisiac, winds up stiff
Father learns kids don't inflate
Florida mother jailed for caging son
One in 20 want to their kill doctor - study
Photographers moment of madness as he leaps across gap in Grand Canyon (with photos )
Teenager, 16, fined for littering ... after letting balloon go at charity event
Japan man stalks toll-free line to hear woman's voice
German Couple Loses Custody of 7-Month-Old Son After Posting Him on eBay for $1.60
Croc chomps on shark
Lost Parrot Tells Vets His Address – Doesn’t Snitch To The Cops
Before we go
Can't miss video
Poisonous Australian Snake Bites Tourist on the *****
Japanese woman arrested after living hidden in man's closet
New Zealand man fined for assault with a hedgehog
Japanese brewery to make beer from space barley
Nude maid really cleaned up, police say
Man, 79, jailed after forgetting to pay for pie
Man buried in Pringles can
Robbers wore women's thongs as masks
Elvis the parrot 'terrorising village'
Man has eaten nothing but Mars Bars for the last 17 years
Canned Bacon Guarantees Full Heart Failure in 24 Hours
Boy burns feet in park when ground spontaneously combusts
Not Cancer But a 25 Year Old Towel :ohyea
Man arrested for shooting dog with bow and arrow
Deputies Accused Of Harassment
Fake bus stop keeps Alzheimer's patients from wandering off (LOL)
Have you heard the one about the goat on the bus?
'Thong bandits' turn themselves in
Naked , Upside down , Drunk Man , Rescued from Porta-Potty
Holidaymaker survived a 50ft plunge from a hotel balcony because he was DRUNK
Student, 17, gets 8 years in prison for phone threat
Murder suspect wears his feces to court (Eww)
Woman dressed as bumble bee gives birth after friend's hen night
Beijing Olympics unofficial live goldfish keyrings are cruel, say RSPCA
Tesco refuses to sell BBQ sauce to woman without ID
Pig in Boots: The world's only porker who is afraid of mud (WITH PICS)
The man who fell off a sofa while laughing at TV & ended up in court!
Family finds backyard is off-limits because of conservation easement
Visitors flocking to see 'unicorn' deer
Secret Plan To Kill Internet By 2012 Leaked?
Rare male sea dragon pregnant
Boy ordered to tear down treehouse over planning permission row
Man Busted For Wearing Diaper Full Of Heroin; Faces 40 Years
Middle-aged male teacher sacked after bizarre striptease in front of stunned class
Restaurant : dead mice appear to have been painted over instead of being removed.
Woman oblivious to 'WTF' license plate
Austrian Topless Womens Soccer Team Beats Germany 10-5
Facebook Users Have Profiles Deleted for Eating Cat
Father Grounds Daughter for Breaking Computer Rules, Court Overrules Father
Police Helicopter Chases UFO
Cult Member Admits to Torturing Son And Feeding His Flesh to Relatives (Disturbing Co
Man Auctions His Life on Ebay
F**king town is here to stay
For those about to rock, steer clear of Celine Dion
Ugliest dog: 3 legs, 1 eye, no hair
'Big twins' tip scales over 23 pounds
God Arrested Near Church
NSW (Australian state) To Trial GPS Speed Control
Teen Hacks into School Computer Faces 39 Years Prison
American Hiker Saved by her Bra
Epic Wedgie Window Cleaner Falls 9 Floors,
Dutch Prepared for 2012 Apocalypse
State offers free replacements for "WTF" license plates
Latest crazy religious sighting: Dallas residents see Jesus in a slab of granite
Scooby-Doo prankster eludes Queensland police
Woman's 'Wing House' takes flight in Malibu
Bride gets Snapple to sponsor wedding
Man holds up store with banana
Cozad Witnesses Rare Weather
Man Drinks 23 Shots of Vodka in 30 Minutes, Dies
Millionaire Gets 11 Years For Slavery
Three Year Old Starved to Death While Her Mother Works in Pub